Thread: Bellydance Limericks

Pretty lame, but

Originally Posted by Shanazel

Pretty lame, but

Lamer than yours?

Nope. My final line is so lame I'm not gonna share it.

Originally Posted by Shanazel

A hefty young dancer named Jimmy
Decided to learn how to shimmy
When his girth got to rocking
His knees started knocking...

And he went off to get some McTimoney.

I know this is not a correct limerick but bear with me Or come with a suggestion.

While entering on a melfuf
The music suddenly went *poof*
A dum and a tek
and the rest was a wreck
The soundguy did NOT get a check...

Originally Posted by gisela

While entering on a melfuf
The music suddenly went *poof*
A dum and a tek
and the rest was a wreck

The technician ran to hide at the roof..

Too early for Hallowe'en, but I'll have forgotten it by then. Maybe the bellydance ghost story thread?;-

A bellydance zombie from Ryde,
Did the hen night for Dracula's Bride.
They were really impressed,
'Til she shimmied her dress.
Then her legs fell off, one on each side!

This bellydance zombie was also
Engaged to manouever her torso
For Dracula's sight
At his Whitby stag night,
Where she gave an incredible floor show.

Now some of you may have the thought;
"How come bellydance has been taught
To the walking undead?",
But may it never be said
That we''re seen as the excluding sort!!

A bloke thought that it would be great
To bellydance. He would lose weight,
And have lots of fun
Just shaking his bum,
And teaching his tum to gyrate.

This bloke went along to be taught,
At a bellydance class that he’d bought.
But florets and knee shimmies!
Chest slides and hip thingies!
It’s not so easy as he’d thought!

A teacher of Zumba biotic
Decided to make it exotic.
She put in some Bhangra,
Raq Sharqi and Samba.
The result? Absolutely chaotic!!

A rotund belly dancer named Kimmy
Spontaneously busted out in a shimmy,
But when an earthquake broke out,
She began to have doubts,
And decided not to do things on a whimmy.

Yeah, I know...