The Lie Thread

[Mosaic]

Amulya found the song she was desperately hunting for ( see thread Hunting for song desperately in Music) - it was under her bed, she couldn't find it because there was about 15cm (6" for those who still use imperial measurements) of dust. Oh she also found her large burlesque feather fans as well!
~Mosaic

 

[Lydia]

Mosaic was practising with her zills,when this uge kangaroo passed by her kitchendoor and snatched them out of her hand,on her way out of the garden she then also nicked her new silk veil that was hanging to get some fresh air,and put it in her pouch! leaving poor Mosaic just staring at her empty hands....it all happened so fast!!!

 

[Shanazel]

Lydia is the animal trainer who taught the kangaroo to steal zils and veils for resale to the Inuits.

 

[Mosaic]

Shanazel is actually an Inuit CIA agent in disguise hanging out in her Rocky Mountain igloo, and her horses are all sled pulling Siberian huskies who wear coin decorated collars.

She uses zills and veils stolen by Lydia's trained Kangaroos to decorate her igloo. I know because I followed the kangaroo

~Mosaic

 

[Shanazel]

Ooooooo, Mosaic, you SNEAK!

Well, now the world will know that you are secretly an international gossip columnist who bribes innocent kangaroos to lead you to igloos, cabins, and Motel 8 in hopes of discovering the seamy underbelly of the belly dance world so you can talk about it on your syndicated television program, "Belly Telly."

 

[Zurah]

Next time on Belly Telly: a very soggy Shanazel talks about her fight against global warming which threatens to completely dissolve her house, horse-keeping for the busy bellydancer, and coin-bedecked espionage, with a special performance by her troupe, the world-famous OdalisClucks. Stay tuned!

 

[Sita]

Next time on Belly Telly: a very soggy Shanazel talks about her fight against global warming which threatens to completely dissolve her house, horse-keeping for the busy bellydancer, and coin-bedecked espionage, with a special performance by her troupe, the world-famous OdalisClucks. Stay tuned!

Also featuring on Belly Telly will be Zurah who has trained her Husky dog FuFu in the art of belly dance burlesque complete with bedlah and feather boa. Don't miss Fufu's first ever live TV performance. Instruction DVD in the works.

Sita

 

[lizaj]

Sita was last seen belly dancing ,a la Dina style, along the Penine Way is sequinned thermal underwear and UGG boots

 

[adiemus]

Lizaj was covering the story of Sita along the Penine way, but got lost and found herself knee deep in the Land of Lost Sequins with her zills in her hand instead of her microphone. She was carrying Shanazel's handbag for self defence and was tempted to burrow inside to find shelter, but was scared to do so because she had no safety rope so she could find her way back out.

 

[Shanazel]

LizaJ tripped and fell into the bag, followed by a shower of sequins. Bronnie came to the rescue with her handy carabiner and a piece of climbing rope she added to her own handbag at Shanazel's suggestion. She rappelled into Shanazel's hand bag in search of LizaJ and found herself in a room lined in mirrors.

(This is turning into quite a saga.)

 

[Mosaic]

Shanazel being the inuit CIA agent she is, stepped through the mirrors rounded up Liz and Bronnie slapped the both of them in coin and sequin bedecked handcuffs and with her silver holographic cane aimed at the 2 intruders jewelled bellybuttons ordered then through the mirrors into her igloo and told them to don the 2 UBDC neatly laid out on the silk veils that had been stolen by Lydia's trained Kangaroo. Once they were bedecked in their bellydancer prisoner costumes Shanazel grabbed a pair of zills ( yes the same ones stolen by the kangoo) and ordered them to shimmy with an arabic step outside into the blizzard that was currently raging in DC USA ( Yep! Shanazel had secretly moved her igloo from the Rockies to DC)......

*****
I think we are all slightly mad
~Mosaic

 

[Shanazel]

Mosaic happened to be hanging around looking for Belly Telly gossip when she saw all sorts of people diasppearing into a green Fossil handbag. Eagerly, she gathered her tape recorder and leapt in after them, arriving just in time to see LizaJ and Bronnie shimmy into the blizzard. Thrusting a microphone into their faces, she demanded to know which they thought would get to them first- the unending shimmy (sorta like the red shoes) or the cold and snow.

(Only slightly mad? Hmm. We gotta try harder.)

 

[adiemus]

Shanazel would have been there with Mosaic to do the interview, but Something Bad from the Bottom of her Handbag grabbed her by the hand and dragged her off into a hot, dry and dusty desert. Shanazel was quite happy about this because the cold and blizzardy conditions were taking a toll on her UBDC and she didn't want to ruin her gorgeous red shoes.

 

[Amulya]

Very lucky for Shanazel, a troupe of Bedouins came by just in time before she died of thirst but she was kidnapped to be sold to a seedy Egyptian nightclub, owned by Adiemus. Adiemus stole Shanazels red shoes, but hey were magical shoes and tele-transported Adiemus back to the igloo. Luckily Shanazel just just managed to grap her by the coin belt and was tele-transported as well.

(the question is: where is that handbag now?)

 

[Shanazel]

Amulya was holding it! Yes, Amulya, Goddess of UBDC, found the handbag lying in the glitter and using her handy dandy portable forklift picked it up and went in search of the igloo which was now floating on an iceberg off the coast of New South Wales.

 

[lizaj]

Shanazel appeared astride the magical glitter farting unicorn but unfortunately lost her seat and tumbled into a heap of glitter-dot of multi -hew. Gallantly fighting her way through the rainbow maze with her tassellled assaya she was neverthe less confronted by 6 week wonder weilding her fiery sword and silk poi in mad abandon.

 

[Lydia]

Lizaj was performing yesterday in a private party for Tony Blair! and then when she wrapped him under her veil she wispered in his ear! i saw it i was the fly on the wall!!

 

[lizaj]

Lizaj was performing yesterday in a private party for Tony Blair! and then when she wrapped him under her veil she wispered in his ear! i saw it i was the fly on the wall!!

Liaj wrapped the veil very very tightly

Lydia joined in the fight and swung at the assembled politicians with a gem encrusted belt before taking flight with kidnapped Prince Charles folded in her Isis Wings

 

[adiemus]

LizaJ was taken into custody for veil abuse (politicians can't be abused you see) but she threatened to play her zills very loudly and erratically so they released her into Lydia's custody - Prince Charles needing zill lessons very urgently so he could zill to the plants he was growing and encourage them to grow taller and stronger!

 

[lizaj]

LizaJ was taken into custody for veil abuse (politicians can't be abused you see) but she threatened to play her zills very loudly and erratically so they released her into Lydia's custody - Prince Charles needing zill lessons very urgently so he could zill to the plants he was growing and encourage them to grow taller and stronger!

Adiemas has taken to planting zills in her garden but sadly instead of a Middle Eastern orchestra, a German Oompah band has emerged from her carefully tended beds.