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    Pretty lame, but
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shanazel View Post
    Pretty lame, but
    Lamer than yours?
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    Nope. My final line is so lame I'm not gonna share it.
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shanazel View Post
    A hefty young dancer named Jimmy
    Decided to learn how to shimmy
    When his girth got to rocking
    His knees started knocking...
    And he went off to get some McTimoney.

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    I know this is not a correct limerick but bear with me Or come with a suggestion.

    While entering on a melfuf
    The music suddenly went *poof*
    A dum and a tek
    and the rest was a wreck
    The soundguy did NOT get a check...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gisela View Post
    While entering on a melfuf
    The music suddenly went *poof*
    A dum and a tek
    and the rest was a wreck
    The technician ran to hide at the roof..
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    Too early for Hallowe'en, but I'll have forgotten it by then. Maybe the bellydance ghost story thread?;-

    A bellydance zombie from Ryde,
    Did the hen night for Dracula's Bride.
    They were really impressed,
    'Til she shimmied her dress.
    Then her legs fell off, one on each side!

    This bellydance zombie was also
    Engaged to manouever her torso
    For Dracula's sight
    At his Whitby stag night,
    Where she gave an incredible floor show.

    Now some of you may have the thought;
    "How come bellydance has been taught
    To the walking undead?",
    But may it never be said
    That we''re seen as the excluding sort!!
    Last edited by Duvet; 05-16-2012 at 05:10 PM.

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    A bloke thought that it would be great
    To bellydance. He would lose weight,
    And have lots of fun
    Just shaking his bum,
    And teaching his tum to gyrate.

    This bloke went along to be taught,
    At a bellydance class that he’d bought.
    But florets and knee shimmies!
    Chest slides and hip thingies!
    It’s not so easy as he’d thought!

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    A teacher of Zumba biotic
    Decided to make it exotic.
    She put in some Bhangra,
    Raq Sharqi and Samba.
    The result? Absolutely chaotic!!

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    A rotund belly dancer named Kimmy
    Spontaneously busted out in a shimmy,
    But when an earthquake broke out,
    She began to have doubts,
    And decided not to do things on a whimmy.

    Yeah, I know...

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