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    Senior Member Duvet's Avatar
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    The audience did as I feared
    They hollered and booed and they jeered,
    I must be a perv,
    Confused or disturbed.
    A male bellydancer’s just weird!!

    But wait! – I’ve got it all wrong!
    I misread all that noise from the throng.
    Not booing and jeering,
    But whooping and cheering.
    They’ve wanted my dance all along!!

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    Senior Member Duvet's Avatar
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    The forum is dying! Oh My!!
    Itís all very quiet here - Why?
    No heated debates,
    No discussions with mates.
    Should we all shed a tear and say Ďbyeí?

    But donít be disheartened and down.
    Bellydance hasnít gone underground.
    Itís on Facebook and Twitter,
    So donít mope and get bitter,
    But enjoy it where ever itís found.

    Yet if you canít bear all the Twitters,
    And Facebook just gives you the jitters,
    Make the most of it here.
    Post with gusto and cheer!
    Keep the sunny side up so it glitters.

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    Senior Member Duvet's Avatar
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    There once was a dancer from Spain,
    Who performed with a L.E.D cane.
    She twirled it with vigour,
    Then switched on the trigger,
    And BANG!!..She was ne'er seen again.
    Last edited by Duvet; 03-22-2016 at 03:32 PM.

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    Senior Member Duvet's Avatar
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    Two years and se'en months it has been
    Since I last Limericked on this screen,
    And posted a ditty
    (daft, poignant or witty).
    I hope you all like what you've seen.

    And though I would still like to write,
    I feel that my muse has took flight.
    Whilst my scansion is fine
    And I know how to rhyme,
    I simply just can't get it accurately succinct enough.

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    Most of the limericks I know aren't suitable for posting on a family forum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duvet View Post
    I simply just can't get it accurately succinct enough.

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    Welcome home, Duvet.
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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