The New Corrupted Wishes Thread

[Amulya]

Lets start a new one, we haven't done this for a while and it's such fun!

You post a wish and the next person has to corrupt the wish and post a new one.

For example I say 'I wish I get a new Bella' and the next person says 'granted, but your Bella won't fit'

Ok I'll start:

I wish for beautiful weather

 

[Darshiva]

The weather is beautiful - in Queensland!


I wish I could afford to go to any workshop I wanted to ever.

 

[Shanazel]

Poof! Granted. Unfortunately you have to work so hard to make the money that you never have time to go.

I wish I had a beautiful fully equipped dance studio attached to my house.

 

[Darshiva]

Poof - you now have my home studio and a very irate Darshiva for nicking it!


I wish I could get more work performing.

 

[Amulya]

Granted but the people hiring you are the most awful bogans and they never pay you!

I wish I was more inspired to do dance stuff

 

[Darshiva]

Granted, you now have the urge to become the world leader in fusing twerking with hula and fire poi.


I wish I could watch these dvds I just got today. (what is it about egyptian dvd production? these dvds don't work anywhere!)

 

[Farasha Hanem]

! Didn't you just corrupt your own wish? :think:

I wish I owned Walmart so I can run it the way it SHOULD be run! >:/

Okay, I have control freak issues... >.>;;;

 

[Shanazel]

Granted! You now own Walmart and are running it exactly as it needs to be run.

ALAS!

You have no time left over to dance. At all. Ever.

I wish some lovely person would hire me a housekeeper to clean up my messy house before company comes this week.

 

[Darshiva]

No I didn't. The complaint is the REASON I couldn't watch my dvds.

 

[Darshiva]

I wish some lovely person would hire me a housekeeper to clean up my messy house before company comes this week.

Granted. You have been hired as a housekeeper to clean your own home. And everyone else's.

I wish I could dance in heels. (I used to be able to do it - what happened to me?!)

 

[Shanazel]

Okay. What am I getting paid?

Granted. You can dance in heels. Alas, now you can't dance flat-footed.

I wish I had my 23-year-old figure back and could keep my 58 year old mind as well.

 

[Amulya]

Granted, but now you're in a robot body that doesn't move well

I wish my house would clean itself

 

[Farasha Hanem]

No I didn't. The complaint is the REASON I couldn't watch my dvds.

Oh, okay! Granted! But now your DVD player is broken and you have to buy a new one at Walmart! xD

Granted! You now own Walmart and are running it exactly as it needs to be run.

ALAS!

You have no time left over to dance. At all. Ever.

! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! :'0

@Amulya Granted! Your house is now equipped with the fabulous HAL 9001, the computer that does everything for you. But now your house is trying to kill you, Dave!

I wish I could quit panicking over all the money I just spent a few minutes ago on David's workshop in Tulsa! @____________@!!!!!

 

[Shanazel]

Is that the same Dave that is going to try an kill Amulya? :think:

GRANTED! You are no longer panicking over the money you spent on the workshop but only so you can rest up to REALLY PANIC over what you are going to spend at the accompanying bazaar.

I wish I could go to that workshop.

 

[Darshiva]

Granted! Farasha is too sick to go, so you must now take her place. (Sorry Farasha, couldn't resist being cheeky!)

I wish I could afford the deposit on the house I adore.

 

[Farasha Hanem]

Granted! But someone else bought it before you did.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner when I get home in a few minutes. -_-

 

[Darshiva]

Granted. You hubby's made you a lovely batch of soylent green.

I wish it was socially acceptable to go out in trackies and uggies in winter (tracksuit and sheepskin boots)

 

[Kartane]

Granted! It's now so fashionable that someone snuck into your closet and nicked all your designer trackies and uggies!

I wish the quality of my zill playing matched the high quality of my zills...

 

[Farasha Hanem]

Granted! But now you dance like a hiccuping centipede wearing all-left army boots! @____@

I wish this Cheistmas season would turn out to be stress-free, and that everyone would be sweet and kind (and not break out into fisticuffs in the store over the latest fad toy >:/ ).

EDIT: OR steal... >.>

 

[Shanazel]

Granted: one stress free Christmas!

Alas, it comes with a industrial strength stressed out New Year.

I wish I had twice the art studio space that I have now.