Retiring from dance: how to deal with the new reality

[Roshanna]

If I saw that parachute thing at a hafla, I am not sure I'd be able to maintain the safe 'pleasantly neutral' facial expression I usually deploy for questionable dances.

 

[Bellydance Oz]

I always knew those little silk fans were gateway drugs to bigger fans.

"Gateway drugs" - love it!

 

[Shanazel]

If I saw that parachute thing at a hafla, I am not sure I'd be able to maintain the safe 'pleasantly neutral' facial expression I usually deploy for questionable dances.

Isadora Duncan meets Spreading the Picnic Blanket.

 

[Farasha Hanem]

Whut...wuz.... o_____@;;; *brain cells continue to commit suicide one-by-one*