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    (Sidles up to a guy in the bar and whispers, "So, you want to commit brigandage with a tatterdemalion crissariae?")
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shanazel View Post
    (Sidles up to a guy in the bar and whispers, "So, you want to commit brigandage with a tatterdemalion crissariae?")
    If thirst ever struck in the day,
    Then down to my local I’d stray,
    And prop up the bar
    As I sampled a jar
    Of the ales that they had on display.

    But once, as I stood there mid-sup
    A woman slunk quietly up,
    And in whispers outlandish
    Offered me some brigandage,
    And to watch her tee-shirt get torn-up.

    I didn’t have much time to think,
    And blurted before I could blink;
    “You offend with your carry-on,
    You tatterdemalion.
    Go crissari another man’s drink!”

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    Duvet, you are delightfully weird.
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shanazel View Post
    (Sidles up to a guy in the bar and whispers, "So, you want to commit brigandage with a tatterdemalion crissariae?")
    Crissaria, if it's singular. #wonthelatinprizein1980

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    It's just as well I'm past childbearing age; might be tempted to name twins Christopher and Crissaria.
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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