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    Default Spam sneaks through occasionally

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    Good Morning,


    This is James, I will like to know if you do Dancing training and do you accept credit card, I would have call you but I am hearing impaired, How much is three days a week, for one month. Mon,Wed,Fri by 10am for 10 people and I just had an ear surgery and I have been advised to stay off the phone till I'm fully recovered.


    Best Regards.



    The answer:

    No credit card. Cash only. Kruggerands preferred but will accept American dollars in small denominations, unmarked bills. Charges for ten people for a one hour lesson is $300 per psychiatric hour per person. Students are expected to provide the teacher with venue, masseuse, skin specialist, and a case of diet Dr. Pepper per each session. 10:00 a.m. is not acceptable. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are not acceptable. Availability limited to the day after the Houston Astros win the Superbowl against the Utah Jazz. Sorry about your ear. Try sticking something in it.


    Best regards.
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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    Do post his reply IF you ever get one When will they ever learn.
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    Ya forgot to mention the full time dressing and makeup assistant!!

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    I didn't want to sound greedy.
    "Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn " if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you."

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