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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarik Sultan View Post
    I think we should start a street gang instead. THE BELLY BUNCH! We can do glide bys and beat up offenders for wearing our colors, (all of them). That way, we don't have to be legal or politically correct. We can get straight to the point and slap some sense into them and run them out of town if they don't mend their ways. Law enforcement has too much paper work! We'd have to report what they were wearing, where the offense took place etc, etc. We could bypass all of that. Just ding them in the heads with ninja zills and zaghareet torture.
    HAHAHAHA! This just reminded me of the Sour Grapes Bunch on The Banana Splits Show - only with belly dancers instead of little go-go dancers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suhad View Post
    Dude. You are seriously my kind of guy. WHEN are you coming to the Southwest??? If you are EVER thinking of coming to visit Sedona, Phoenix, Flagstaff, or Prescott, let me know. You can stay in our spare room if you want!!! Only if you let me go with you on a glide by, of course....I get enough drive by's in our ED so being the culprit on a glide by sounds like a great diversion!
    IT'S A DEAL! First target, UNDERCUTTERS! Followed by 3 week wonders who go on to teach and perform! We can extort mandatory dance lessons from them with qualified and reputable professionals! "Samiha hasn't seen you in class this week. You need your lessons to make sure you have the strength to achieve proper posture and alignment, not to mention agility and coordination. It would be a shame if you had an accident at your next gig and couldn't dance for months."

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    Quote Originally Posted by A'isha Azar View Post
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    Honey....... what makes you think police departments are politically correct or legal????????? this way we can do all the street gang stuff and get TOTALLY away with it, cause "THE LAW" is on our side.
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    You have a point.....but you still have to do all the paper work. Couldn't you just say you're looking into it when the victims call 911. Or take your sweet time getting to the crime scene? We could even get you costume coordinated sequined and beaded ski masks so no one would know you're also chief of police...just a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarik Sultan View Post
    You have a point.....but you still have to do all the paper work. Couldn't you just say you're looking into it when the victims call 911. Or take your sweet time getting to the crime scene? We could even get you costume coordinated sequined and beaded ski masks so no one would know you're also chief of police...just a thought.

    Dear Tarik,
    But paperwork is what keeps us off the streets, eating Krispy Kremes, drinking loads of coffee,looking for porn sites to "shut down" on our work computers, telling tall tales about when we busted the famous belly dancer "Delicia", for letting people eat honeydew melon slices off of her delectable, unclad buns, talking about how we think the new sequined tassles for our uniforms are just TOO TOO FAB,etc. Calling 911 is the thing that really torques our pelvises, so if you got trouble, we prefer you handle it yourself and then call in and tell us how it went. THEN we'll pat ourselves on the back for talking you through it. Whatever you do, don't make us put our dancin' shoes on and come over there!
    Hogs and quiches,
    A'isha Azar,
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    Quote Originally Posted by A'isha Azar View Post
    Dear Tarik,
    But paperwork is what keeps us off the streets, eating Krispy Kremes, drinking loads of coffee,looking for porn sites to "shut down" on our work computers, telling tall tales about when we busted the famous belly dancer "Delicia", for letting people eat honeydew melon slices off of her delectable, unclad buns, talking about how we think the new sequined tassles for our uniforms are just TOO TOO FAB,etc. Calling 911 is the thing that really torques our pelvises, so if you got trouble, we prefer you handle it yourself and then call in and tell us how it went. THEN we'll pat ourselves on the back for talking you through it. Whatever you do, don't make us put our dancin' shoes on and come over there!
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    I C! Sounds like a plan. Okay gang, let's go get 'em!

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    Can we not use the word "premier"? There is someone in my town who calls her belly dance show "the premier" blah blah blah. That is implying that you are the bomb, the #1, the bees knees. Kinda arrogant and egotistical dontcha think? It is especially embarassing when we find out that you are in fact not "the premier" but just ok or even a little sucky. There are enough divas in this dance - can't we just relax!?

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    oh oh oh! Can I be the traffic cop of the BDP? That way I can go around and rough everybody up and smack them with large fines for all kinds of indiscretions! The poor belly dancers will be like " but officer..... I thought it was ok to glue fringe on a victoria's secret bra and dance in front of IKEA for no money!" And I'll be like " I don't make the rules ma'm I just enforce 'em!"
    p.s. they actually dance in front of the IKEA in my town - I think once a month. Some sort of tribal show. My student said she almost crashed her car as she drove by she was so suprised! I haven't been to see this but it gives me the shivers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eshta amar View Post
    Can we not use the word "premier"? There is someone in my town who calls her belly dance show "the premier" blah blah blah. That is implying that you are the bomb, the #1, the bees knees. Kinda arrogant and egotistical dontcha think? It is especially embarassing when we find out that you are in fact not "the premier" but just ok or even a little sucky. There are enough divas in this dance - can't we just relax!?
    Exactly my point (waaay back at the start before we all started getting the police/vigilante sides of our personalities an airing ). It's inviting trouble on lots of levels IMO.

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    how about - (insert name here) from (insert name of town here).
    Or...
    Presenting the very popular (insert name here).
    Even the most famous and best dancers avoid saying things like premier cause guess what? they don't have to! because they are so good the art speaks for itself.

    I'd still like to find out if I could be the belly dance traffic cop - I am itching to give some tickets! lol

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