Call in the belly dance police...

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KuteNurse

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Shanazel said:
Why, Eshta, those fines aren't inflated- if anything, they are extremely lenient. Perhaps we should create some form of community service or incarceration for serious offenses:

Anything that could be construed as a lap dance: two weeks in the BOB slammer.

Suggestively stroking any body part that is not for sale: ten days in the BOB slammer

Suggestively stroking any body part that is for sale: permanent exile to a land with no sequins, no silk, no beads, no veils, no canes, no swords, no middle eastern music

Belly dancing to heavy metal, Beethoven, or elevator music: ten days incarceration in a room where the Barney theme is played twenty hours a day. The other four hours will be devoted to multiple choruses of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."
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What are these criminals sentenced too?
 
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