Game: Corrupted Wishes

Moon

New member
Granted, it will grow at a speed rate of 1 meter per minute.

I wish I could become invisible.
 

Moon

New member
granted, but the car is so nice it will be stolen after 5 minutes.

I wish my internet cable wasn't bright orange.
 

Moon

New member
Granted, but you will get lost in the desert.

I wish my boyfriend would learn how to play ME music.
 

Aniseteph

New member
Granted, but he attracts adoring herds of camels.

I wish someone would finish the tiling in the bathroom for me.
 

Moon

New member
(rather camels than adoring women, lol)

Granted, but he'll use tiles in a nice depressing concrete colour.

I wish I had more cola.
 

Mair

New member
Granted- you'll have an allergic reaction to the detergent they use.

I wish I were fluent in every language spoken on Earth today.

(Psst: Great thread! :D Is it reminding anyone else of that X-Files episode "Je Souhaite"?)
 

Safran

New member
Granted, it will be a steady 47 degrees Celsius from now on.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Thessaloniki, Greece...
 

Amulya

Moderator
Granted, but it not valid.

I wish my ugly belly dance costume (the one I got at the beginning of this thread) was beautiful.
 

Moon

New member
Granted, but it will rip all your money to small pieces.

I wish I would get breakfast in bed.
 

Aniseteph

New member
Granted, but by a dyslexic fairy - you now have a million fishes.

I wish there was something interesting on television tonight.
 

Inanna

New member
Granted, the most intersting television show ever will be on tonight...but your power will go out and you'll miss it.

I wish for a manicure.
 

Amulya

Moderator
granted, but you'll have to pay $1.000.000 for it (compulsary) and you can't afford it and end up in jail, but you'll have nice nails.

I wish my costume to fit.
 

Demelza

New member
Granted.....it fits you like a glove !! But then by mistake you sell it in the jumble sale !

I wish I had a porsche
 

Zurah

New member
You got it, but it's possessed by an evil entity and has a mind of its own.

I wish for world peace.
 
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