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    Quote Originally Posted by lizaj View Post
    13. Belly Dancer Tattoo

    Have the artist place the tatto on your buttocks ( is that across both!?) and then surprise him during lovemaking. This will be a sight he will always remember.

    I'll say and can you imagine when you go in for that hip replacement
    Maybe I should go for a tattoo like a guy at the Sturgis Bike Rally displayed: a Harley Davidson shovelhead in full color across both buttocks. Now, that surely would surprise my "sultan" but the evenings activities (shall I say "ballgame" or would that be too naughty?) would be seriously delayed on account of hysterical laughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aniseteph View Post
    (PS. got it - it's a whole troupe, across both cheeks! )


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    Quote Originally Posted by Creaky Old Dancer View Post
    why? why ?why? this book be written and please pass that sick bucket. any one who knows anything knows a husband isn't a sultan when it comes to bellydancers he's your trusty native bearer for the goodies you find at dance fairs and fabric shops.
    ... and the reality check when you want to spend way to much - again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Creaky Old Dancer View Post
    After the shopping trip you can be very nice to him by not playing your bd cds in the car and having a nice dinner (either out, take-in, or do it yourself)
    So true, so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizaj View Post
    13. Belly Dancer Tattoo

    Have the artist place the tatto on your buttocks ( is that across both!?) and then surprise him during lovemaking. This will be a sight he will always remember.

    I'll say and can you imagine when you go in for that hip replacement
    That's some therapy - takes you places you never wanted to go (I thought that was only psychoanalysts). By the way in reference to the cliched bedouin... oh sorry Arabian tent; will an old plastic one do? - I want the place to myself so i'm thinking of seducing my Sultan into sleeping outside.

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    11.His Favourite dish
    "Cook him his favourite dish.Dance a little belly dance for him then place the food in strategic places all over your body and et him eat away.mak sure the food is not to hot or cold on your skin."

    Try that with battered cod,chips and mushy peas or even better with lamb Jafrezi!

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    Oh poor chap, it just gets worse, first the belly-dance'd up sex and now she's ruining his favourite dish...

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    I'm planning to get a rude tattoo before I'm put in a home....I know by then i won't know what's going on but I can't bear the thought of being caleed Jenny and patronised.

    So does that mean you have to hide all glimpses of your rear end until it stopws looking red from tattoo?

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    Ok I just put this book on my Chanuka/Christmass wish-list .... I HAVE to have this book, it's so hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranya View Post
    Ok I just put this book on my Chanuka/Christmass wish-list .... I HAVE to have this book, it's so hilarious.
    So do

    I think Liz needs to do a re-write with comments it would be a bestseller.
    I have nearly fallen of my chair laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creaky Old Dancer View Post
    why? why ?why? this book be written and please pass that sick bucket. any one who knows anything knows a husband isn't a sultan when it comes to bellydancers he's your trusty native bearer for the goodies you find at dance fairs and fabric shops. After the shopping trip you can be very nice to him by not playing your bd cds in the car and having a nice dinner (either out, take-in, or do it yourself)
    My Hubby is incredibly good about that sort of thing actually. I'll be behaving and not playing the cd in the car, but having read of the cover & liner notes & I'll notice that the case is unusually light.... and then the music starts up & he gives me a grin.

    I think I have a keeper. Especially since he winces at the 'husband = sultan' thing as misogynistic.
    Bellydance in Kyabram!
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