Belly dancing (belyora insocumdancia) is a horribly debilitating disease afflicting nearly 7% of the world's population. The disease causes a person to ruthlessly claw at their abdomen uncontrollably, breaking the skin and eventually tearing through the muscle tissue. The disease is referred to as belly dancing because once the abdominal muscles are breached the stomach flops out and begins writhing about and giving small hops when contacting a hard surface. The movement of the stomach is actually caused by stray nerve signals which are the product of the disease disintegrating the cerebral cortex.
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