heard this one yet?

gisela

gisela

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no, haven't read that version before.

I agreed with this though: "There is unfortunately no known cure for belly dancing."

Once you started you're stuck with it, so watch out:D
 
Yshka

Yshka

New member
Plus, it's highly contagious, and if not, we try to contaminate as many people as we can :lol::cool:
 
Safran

Safran

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I kind of like the idea of belly dance originating from a meteorite... I think I am going to use that argument the next time someone mentions seducing the sultans. :whistle:
 
Moon

Moon

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I think the dancing isn't the main problem, but what about side effects like bellydance forum addiction, spending too much money on lessons/clothes and family complaining about zill and/or Arabic music "noise"? Fortunately I'm currently only suffering from the first side effect (though it's a pretty serious one) but I'm in danger of getting the second one too...
 
Kiadorin

Kiadorin

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Weird. But the photo caption on the bottom was priceless. Skin lesions in the form of shiny beads? Bwahaha.:D
 
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belly_dancer

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OMG..... you ALL are hilarious!!!!
of COURSE there is NOTHING wrong with US!!!!!
WHAT addiction?????
why SHOULD we stop (dancing??)....
:rolleyes: MUCH healthier than most addictions;)
 
adiemus

adiemus

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My name is Bronnie and I'm a belly danc----ooops!
wrong forum!

You know you're addicted to belly dance when you type on the forum in triplets or masmoudi...

You know you're addicted to belly dance when all your clothes have bling on them...

You know you're addicted to belly dance when you catch yourself practicing your downwards hip eights in the shower...

and finally, you know this one:
How many bellydance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
 
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KuteNurse

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Belly dancing (belyora insocumdancia) is a horribly debilitating disease afflicting nearly 7% of the world's population. The disease causes a person to ruthlessly claw at their abdomen uncontrollably, breaking the skin and eventually tearing through the muscle tissue. The disease is referred to as belly dancing because once the abdominal muscles are breached the stomach flops out and begins writhing about and giving small hops when contacting a hard surface. The movement of the stomach is actually caused by stray nerve signals which are the product of the disease disintegrating the cerebral cortex.

HAHAHA!!!! Way too funny!:lol::lol::lol:
 
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belly_dancer

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KuteNurse said:
Belly dancing (belyora insocumdancia) is a horribly debilitating disease afflicting nearly 7% of the world's population. The disease causes a person to ruthlessly claw at their abdomen uncontrollably, breaking the skin and eventually tearing through the muscle tissue. The disease is referred to as belly dancing because once the abdominal muscles are breached the stomach flops out and begins writhing about and giving small hops when contacting a hard surface. The movement of the stomach is actually caused by stray nerve signals which are the product of the disease disintegrating the cerebral cortex.

HAHAHA!!!! Way too funny!:lol::lol::lol:
Click to expand...

am assuming this is nurse humor?:confused:
 
Shanazel

Shanazel

Moderator
You know you're addicted to belly dance when you type on the forum in triplets or masmoudi...
Click to expand...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: That's enough to disconbobulate my celestial context right there!
 
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