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They are real!!!



I've seen an ad for a plumbing business somewhere that had the caption, "Don't sleep with a drip- call a plumber."


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:lol::lol::lol: I'm speechless, Harry, where do you find it all, huh?

Ok.. And bow.. The lil' thing that made my day. Hillarious!

To Y'all my dance brothers & sisters.....


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Oh Harry... do you make these up in photoshop!

Hey gypsy Max its is tooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for posting!


Reenee, no, the pics I've put in here are exactly the way I got them... Then, since I have a photo editor, maybe I should try some photoshopping... lotsa potential for funny (but clean!) stuff. ;)


I laugh everytime I think about this:

Many months ago, when the Hooter's organization got out of the airline business, one of the local news anchors proclaimed, "Hooter's Air goes bust!". He had his three female co-anchors cracking up. :lol:


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Reenee, no, the pics I've put in here are exactly the way I got them... Then, since I have a photo editor, maybe I should try some photoshopping... lotsa potential for funny (but clean!) stuff. ;)

Hey hey bring it on!

[FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]Medical Record Blunders

  1. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The skin was moist and dry. [/FONT]​
  2. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?) [/FONT]​
  3. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. [/FONT]​
  4. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. [/FONT]​
  5. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. [/FONT]​
  6. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. [/FONT]​
  7. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. [/FONT]​
  8. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. [/FONT]​
  9. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. [/FONT]​
  10. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. [/FONT]​
  11. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week. [/FONT]​
  12. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles. [/FONT]​
  13. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. (Excuse me, what are you doing with that pen light?) [/FONT]​
  14. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] She is numb from her toes down. [/FONT]​
  15. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. (Anatomy review time!) [/FONT]​
  16. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. [/FONT]​
  17. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. (An empowered patient.) [/FONT]​
  18. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. [/FONT]​
  19. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Coming from Detroit, this man has no children. [/FONT]​
  20. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress. [/FONT]​
  21. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] Patient was alert and unresponsive. [/FONT]​
  22. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif] When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.[/FONT]​
  23. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]We will follow her eyes and nose with a foley catheter.[/FONT]​
  24. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. [/FONT]​
  25. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.[/FONT]​
  26. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.[/FONT]​
  27. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.[/FONT]​
  28. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.[/FONT]​
  29. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]Discharge status: Alive but without permission.[/FONT]​
  30. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]Healthy-appearing decrepit sixty-nine-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.[/FONT]​
  31. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]The patient refused an autopsy.[/FONT]​
  32. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.[/FONT]​
  33. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. [/FONT]​
  34. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a forty-pound weight gain in the past three days.[/FONT]​
  35. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.[/FONT]​
  36. [FONT=Verdana,Arial,sans-serif]The patient had a rash over his truck.[/FONT]​


Hey, Reenee, I LOVE those medical record blunders! I work for a large medical company, and am going to share what appears to be great stuff, imho. :lol: (although, some are true-to-life, unfortunately... :confused: )


As a legal assistant, I read thousands of medical records a year. A couple of my favorite blunders:

Patient is suffering from terminal mortality.

Patient has a sixteen year old daughter but no other abnormalities.