The New Corrupted Wishes Thread

[Darshiva]

Granted. You now have twice the space and no students.


I wish my kitty was as smoochy all the time as she is when there's food coming. (I mean she's smoochy normally, but she turns into the mega-smoochy kitty of purring drooliness when she's hungry & it's adorable & immensely gratifying)

 

[Amulya]

Granted, but now she never leaves you alone and is drooling all over you all the time

I wish for a new wardrobe full of nice clothes

 

[Shanazel]

Granted! Alas, all the clothes were designed for men.

I wish I had those beautiful dresses that Amulya posted pictures of here a while back- and in sizes that fit me!

 

[Darshiva]

Granted, but the maker packed them with itchy grubs & poison ivy to post them so you can't wear them.

I wish the storm would go away so we could have our bbq this afternoon!

 

[Farasha Hanem]

Granted! Now you have the ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD dropping in on you! :shok:

I wish my mother who lives in Tulsa would be able to pick me up and take me to DaVid's workshop.

 

[Darshiva]

Granted. But her car breaks down outside a coffee shop so whilst you have a great time with her over coffee, you miss your workshops.

I wish my joints would stop randomly dislocating.

 

[Amulya]

Granted, they won't ever dislocate as they have become so stiff you can barely walk*

I wish I had a whole load of assuit fabric

*got to be careful with dislocations, if happening frequently they can cause long term damage, better to tape them. I have it with a knee, hip and shoulders that subluxate and I have been referred to a fysiotherapist who can show how to tape them, maybe you should look into that too.

 

[Darshiva]

OT: It's just been a weird couple of days where a different joint/bone has dislocated each day. Thursday it was my knee, friday it was my collar bone, yesterday my wrist tried but due to carpal tunnel syndrome I knocked that one on the head before it started, and today it was my hip. Freaky-deaky indeed! And no, I wasn't doing anything particularly abnormal when they happened either!

 

[Amulya]

That is indeed strange. Especially because you never had it before. I had it with my knee several times within a few days but it's kind of normal for me (due to Ehler-Danlos), but it's rather painful isn't it? How did you pop them back into place? My knee goes back if I move it around a bit, but it was only subluxation, not full dislocation luckily.

Someone corrupt my stash of assuit please haha

 

[Darshiva]

I have some hypermobile joints & it's not the first time I've dislocated a hip or a shoulder (or even my jaw!) but the first time there wasn't a reason for it, Now back to topic...

I wish I had a whole load of assuit fabric

Granted - but all the metal has fallen out & you're left with a heap of moth-eaten-looking fabric.

I wish my cat wouldn't freak out when she was given her worming treatment.

 

[Farasha Hanem]

Granted! Your cat is now calm and cool as a cucumber when taking her meds, but now it freaks YOU out to give them to her!

I wish I didn't suffer from insomnia! @____@

 

[Kartane]

Poof! You no longer suffer from insomnia - you enjoy it. Sadly, your neighbors do not as you tend to stay up all night singing Puff the Magic Dragon and The Devil Went Down to Georgia in the front yard...
I wish I could find more bras that fit right!

 

[Shanazel]

Granted! And every one of those bras is a lovely puce polka dot on chartreuse and cherry red plaid!

I wish I didn't like sweets so much.

 

[Amulya]

Granted, now you hate all food.

I wish this nice weather here was to stay

 

[Darshiva]

Granted, it never rains again & all your plants die.

I wish I could just do a workshop whenever I felt like it.

 

[Shanazel]

Granted! But now you never feel like it.

I wish I could get all my paperwork ORGANIZED!!!!!

 

[Amulya]

Done, all organized but then a cyclone came and took it all away.

I wish my hay fever stopped

 

[Shanazel]

Granted! It has been replaced by ragweed fever.

I wish that I could choreograph the perfect beginner/continuing level dance for my class.

 

[Amulya]

Granted, but you loose the ability to choreograph intermediate, advanced and professional level

I wish for a big set of nail polishes in countless colours so I can match them to all my clothes and costumes.

 

[Darshiva]

Granted. Your costumes are all now in colours ranging from baby poo yellow through to mission brown.

I wish I wouldn't spend the 24 hours before a gig being all grumpy & irritable.