Bellydance jokes

[Chani]

Do you know any? Surely there must be some. I tried to make one up but I've got nothing.

 

[Darshiva]

There once was a 'you know you're a bellydancer when' thread that fit the bill nicely, but for the life of me, I cannot find it!

ETA: While I was looking for that thread, I came across some bellydancer jokes in this one: http://www.bellydanceforums.net/games-prizes/3928-joke-thread-time-smile.html

 

[Chani]

Doing a google search I found these:

Belly Dancing Jokes

I must have a juvenille sense of humour - the ones I liked best were the "why did the chicken cross the road" ones.

 

[Shanazel]

I think those are from Shira's site, Chani. That girl has everything related to dance!

 

[Mosaic]

I like
Q: Why did the belly dancer cross the road?
A: She heard there were costumes on the other side.
(Joke by Shira, Sunnyvale, California):lol::lol: Good one Shira!
~Mosaic

 

[Zorba]

How many Belly Dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. She holds it up and the world revolves around her!

 

[Mosaic]

How many Belly Dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. She holds it up and the world revolves around her!

:clap::clap: Love it, A great motto for us all:lol:
~Mosaic

 

[adiemus]

I'm going to have to change my signature and have THAT one on it Zorba! I love it!

 

[Darshiva]

What a pity this thread died a death.

 

[Duvet]

 

[Jane]

What a pity this thread died a death.

NEVER!

Did you hear what happened to the Egyptian belly dancer who did those deep backbends?


She had to see a CAIRO-practor!