Corrupted wishes 2011

Darshiva

Moderator
Granted. But due to poor food hygiene the pizza you've eaten contains an unhealthy dose of e.coli.

I wish I had more dresses like the one I am wearing that does all the right things for my figure.

(also, this is supposed to be corrupted wishes - you just improved on mine! ;))
 

Amulya

Moderator
Granted, they are perfect, but they come in very strange colour combinations (think thought provoking)

I wish someone could alter the dress I bought yesterday so it fits.
 

duskshade

New member
Granted, they are perfect, but they come in very strange colour combinations (think thought provoking)

I wish someone could alter the dress I bought yesterday so it fits.

Wish granted - but its so form fitting that once you got it on, it can't come off.

I wish that I could find more male dancing costumes.
 

Darshiva

Moderator
Granted. But you find them all in the thought provoking bellydance costume thread.

I wish the cat wouldn't sit on my nose to wake me up of a morning.
 

Amulya

Moderator
Granted, but now he has himself burrowed in your hair and it's such a mess you have to cut it off.

I wish my house would tidy itself
 

duskshade

New member
wish granted, but it put all your best dance stuff in places you'll never find it.

I wish for a moderate amount of wealth.
 

Shanazel

Moderator
Granted. You now have moderate wealth buried in a forest somewhere while you spend the next ten years in prison for stealing it.

I wish my perfectly comfortable riding boots were not wearing out.
 

Zorba

"The Veiled Male"
Granted. You now have moderate wealth buried in a forest somewhere while you spend the next ten years in prison for stealing it.

I wish my perfectly comfortable riding boots were not wearing out.
DONE! They're now made out of iron, and you can't get them off.

I wish that I had started dancing when I was in my teens, not at age 35!
 

duskshade

New member
POOF! Now you've been dancing since your teens, and arthritis has had its way with you, leaving you unable do much more than walking.

I wish my motorcycle would stay in perfect running shape forever.
 

Zorba

"The Veiled Male"
DONE! Now your motorcycle runs so good that you can't stop it - as it carries you off a 1,000 ft cliff...

I wish all religions would just GET ALONG.
 

duskshade

New member
Wish granted - they all decided to agree that no one gets to do a thing but sit in front of the tube and look at animated aquariums. Violators get crucified.

I wish that life was a little kinder to everyone.
 

Zorba

"The Veiled Male"
DONE! Now life is beautiful all the time, With trees and flowers and chirping birds, and basket weavers who sit and smile, and twiddle their thumbs and toes...

I wish, I were a fish...
 

Shanazel

Moderator
Granted! And you do look beautiful on that bed of lettuce with a side of fries.

I wish motorcycle riding season was longer in Wyoming.
 

Zorba

"The Veiled Male"
Done! Now you can ride all year long - thanx to global warming turning most of the rest of the planet into a desert.

I wish my hair would grow longer.
 

Darshiva

Moderator
Granted. The hair on your back can now be measured in feet.

I wish I could live in one of the houses I design for my sims.
 

Amulya

Moderator
Done, but now you are a Sim and you're being controlled by a 2 y/o kid.

I wish I could magically finish my dress in time.
 

Harry

Member
ZAP! You got it! Every dress you make will be done on time. However, the reason for making it in the first place alludes you...:(

In addition to trimming off a few pounds (oops, different thread, sorry), I wish I could spend a week with my favorite belly dancers (you know who you are ;)) learning, first-hand, all the basics, and become more than just an enthusiastic fan.
 

Amulya

Moderator
Done, you are a better dancer than anyone else, the best dancer in the world, but now Dina sues you for stealing her choreographies...

I wish we could all get together for a OD party
 

Darshiva

Moderator
Granted. Everyone - including the spammers & trolls - attends.

I wish life would stop being so up-in-the-air for me.
 

duskshade

New member
Wish granted... now everything's grounded to the point of being unable to move.

I wish all the junk food I like to eat was calorie-free.
 
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