Corrupted wishes 2011

[Darshiva]

Granted. But due to poor food hygiene the pizza you've eaten contains an unhealthy dose of e.coli.

I wish I had more dresses like the one I am wearing that does all the right things for my figure.

(also, this is supposed to be corrupted wishes - you just improved on mine! )

 

[Amulya]

Granted, they are perfect, but they come in very strange colour combinations (think thought provoking)

I wish someone could alter the dress I bought yesterday so it fits.

 

[duskshade]

Granted, they are perfect, but they come in very strange colour combinations (think thought provoking)

I wish someone could alter the dress I bought yesterday so it fits.

Wish granted - but its so form fitting that once you got it on, it can't come off.

I wish that I could find more male dancing costumes.

 

[Darshiva]

Granted. But you find them all in the thought provoking bellydance costume thread.

I wish the cat wouldn't sit on my nose to wake me up of a morning.

 

[Amulya]

Granted, but now he has himself burrowed in your hair and it's such a mess you have to cut it off.

I wish my house would tidy itself

 

[duskshade]

wish granted, but it put all your best dance stuff in places you'll never find it.

I wish for a moderate amount of wealth.

 

[Shanazel]

Granted. You now have moderate wealth buried in a forest somewhere while you spend the next ten years in prison for stealing it.

I wish my perfectly comfortable riding boots were not wearing out.

 

[Zorba]

Granted. You now have moderate wealth buried in a forest somewhere while you spend the next ten years in prison for stealing it.

I wish my perfectly comfortable riding boots were not wearing out.

DONE! They're now made out of iron, and you can't get them off.

I wish that I had started dancing when I was in my teens, not at age 35!

 

[duskshade]

POOF! Now you've been dancing since your teens, and arthritis has had its way with you, leaving you unable do much more than walking.

I wish my motorcycle would stay in perfect running shape forever.

 

[Zorba]

DONE! Now your motorcycle runs so good that you can't stop it - as it carries you off a 1,000 ft cliff...

I wish all religions would just GET ALONG.

 

[duskshade]

Wish granted - they all decided to agree that no one gets to do a thing but sit in front of the tube and look at animated aquariums. Violators get crucified.

I wish that life was a little kinder to everyone.

 

[Zorba]

DONE! Now life is beautiful all the time, With trees and flowers and chirping birds, and basket weavers who sit and smile, and twiddle their thumbs and toes...

I wish, I were a fish...

 

[Shanazel]

Granted! And you do look beautiful on that bed of lettuce with a side of fries.

I wish motorcycle riding season was longer in Wyoming.

 

[Zorba]

Done! Now you can ride all year long - thanx to global warming turning most of the rest of the planet into a desert.

I wish my hair would grow longer.

 

[Darshiva]

Granted. The hair on your back can now be measured in feet.

I wish I could live in one of the houses I design for my sims.

 

[Amulya]

Done, but now you are a Sim and you're being controlled by a 2 y/o kid.

I wish I could magically finish my dress in time.

 

[Harry]

ZAP! You got it! Every dress you make will be done on time. However, the reason for making it in the first place alludes you...

In addition to trimming off a few pounds (oops, different thread, sorry), I wish I could spend a week with my favorite belly dancers (you know who you are ) learning, first-hand, all the basics, and become more than just an enthusiastic fan.

 

[Amulya]

Done, you are a better dancer than anyone else, the best dancer in the world, but now Dina sues you for stealing her choreographies...

I wish we could all get together for a OD party

 

[Darshiva]

Granted. Everyone - including the spammers & trolls - attends.

I wish life would stop being so up-in-the-air for me.

 

[duskshade]

Wish granted... now everything's grounded to the point of being unable to move.

I wish all the junk food I like to eat was calorie-free.