Game: Corrupted Wishes

Amulya

Moderator
The Corrupted Wishes Game:
Basic rules: it's similar to The Monkey's Paw (look it up @ http://en.wikipedia.org)
The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish but with an unpleasant twist! They then make a wish of their own, and so on. An easy one to start us off...

I wish I had a million dollars.
 

Amulya

Moderator
Then someone else says:

Granted, but you'll have the million dollars only for a nanosecond.

and then that person makes a new wish.

so make a wish...
 

Amulya

Moderator
Granted, but you will not have your usual teacher, instead you will have Princess Meanness herself as teacher and she will humilliate you in front of class.

I wish I could have a new costume right now.
 

Moon

New member
Granted, but it will be the worst costume of your Ugly Bellydance Costumes website.

(this is fun, lol)

I wish I could pass my exams without having to study ;)
 

Shanazel

Moderator
You will pass your exams, but be expelled when your crib notes are discovered!

I wish I was was beautiful.
 

Moon

New member
Granted. But you will be stuck on an uninhabited island without mirrors or clear water pools.

I wish I could sing.

(with a thread like this I will be at 1000 posts in no time!)
 

Shanazel

Moderator
You can sing like a bird. Unfortunately the bird you sing like is the raven.

I wish I had an Irish wolfhound puppy.

(Yes, this is indeed addictive!)
 

Zurah

New member
Granted. But he'll rip and shred all your new veils and costumes

I wish I didn't have to drive, ever.

(he hehee, this is fun)
 
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Kiadorin

New member
Granted. Enjoy the wonders of public transportation (that's enough in itself, right?).

I wish to lose twenty pounds.
 

Shanazel

Moderator
Granted. But the twenty pounds you lose will be the money you gambled on the Irish Sweepstakes.

I wish I could fly.

(Welcome back, Kiadorin, I've missed you.)
 

Shanazel

Moderator
Granted, but the hair will be all over your arms.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work

(but I do, so carry on without me- this is too much fun.)
 

Moon

New member
(Oh my! hahahah)

Granted, because you will be fired.

I wish I was incredibly flexible.
 

Kiadorin

New member
Granted, but you will spend the rest of your life as a sideshow exhibit.

I wish for a week-long holiday in Antalya.
 

Zurah

New member
Granted, but the airline will send your bags to Atlanta instead.

I wish I could sleep late everyday.
 

Shanazel

Moderator
Granted, but you will be working the graveyard shift at a graveyard (this is the eleven p.m. to 7 a.m. shift, in case this is an American term)

I wish I was the world's best belly dancer.
 

Michelle

New member
Granted, but during your next performance, you'll get injured and never be able to dance again....

I wish I could travel all over the world.
 

Anatoliy

Administrator
Staff member
Granted, you are a fly on a world map.

I wish to catch a big salmon.

 

Kiadorin

New member
Granted, but you yourself must be the bait.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

(Thanks, Shanazel :) ).
 
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