Impossible fusion - a challenge

[jenc]

Works like this:

You can either

post the name of a fusion that you think is impossible

-OR-
post evidence that you have found said fusion.

Brownie points only - I am afriad BUT extra points if you post a vid of yourself inveting said impossible fusion

 

[jenc]

First challenge is from Shanazel by virtue of another thread

SUMO Bellydancing

 

[Darshiva]

Pole line-dancing.

 

[teela]

Maybe Hula tap-dancing?

 

[gisela]

Pole-tap-dancing

 

[Shanazel]

Somethings one just cannot make up. Kung-fu vampire belly dance.

Kung Fu Vampire - Music After Dark - Belly Dancer - YouTube

 

[teela]

Balletic clogging and the the picture of Carol Burnett dancing swan lake in army boots while in her cleaning woman persona popped into my mind.

 

[Aniseteph]

Balletic clogging ...

Clog dance, including clog en pointe


I <3 that ballet sooo much.

ETA - pole tap at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPY_rqtKcG8
99% unfused IMO - see 0:37 for the other 1%

 

[Janene Aliza]

Climb/Dance Fusion

(I do not have sound on my computer, so I have no idea what they are saying)


AscenDance Project-Documentary on Vimeo

 

[gisela]

ETA - pole tap at Second tap pole dance - YouTube
99% unfused IMO - see 0:37 for the other 1%

*Gisela breaks down in an uncontrollable giggle fit* :shok:

 

[gisela]

Roller skate tap dance by Gene Kelly

 

[Darshiva]

ETA - pole tap at Second tap pole dance - YouTube
99% unfused IMO - see 0:37 for the other 1%

<teacher rage> Gnaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg! dude, your ARMS! FFS, pay attention to your ARMS! </teacher rage>

 

[Duvet]

Tai Chi - Jive

 

[Shanazel]

*Gisela breaks down in an uncontrollable giggle fit* :shok:

Shanazel pokes Gisela in the side and tells her to behave herself... then Shan hides her face in her hands to stifle her own hysterical giggles.

 

[Creaky Old Dancer]

impossible fusion

Okay you knew I had to reply to this thread
Cat Herding/tightrope walking/tapdancing to Misson Impossible theme :shok:

 

[indrayu]

Fan veil, tightrope and heels. (She has the fan, without veil)

 

[Shanazel]

Ooooo, Creaky! Cat herding belly dance with snakes.

 

[Creaky Old Dancer]

Impossible fusion

And the snakes can be juggling glitter balls with their tails - Shanny won't that be fun:dance:

 

[Greek Bonfire]

Polka bellydance fushion. And I hope we never see this either.

 

[Creaky Old Dancer]

Impossible Fusion

even if the accordian is covered in sequins and it's bellows puff out clouds of glitter.... ooooooooo wait.. a self accompanied belly dance with the above full sized accordian. and roller skates